"Thumb Injury Forces Creamer out of Jamie Farr." That has to be messy, hacking up stuff all over the table. My questions is how the coffee stayed down and the creamer came up. Maybe Klinger likes to drink creamer straight.
"Sources: Mavs, Knicks ready offers for Kidd." I'm having Blues Brothers flashbacks-"How much for ze women? How much for just ze kid?"
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