That play on words describes how I feel, floating off in low-earth orbit not quite fitting in anywhere church-wise. I'm too generically evangelical to be a good Baptist, too conservative to be a good charismatic, too Reformed to be a good Wesleyan and too free-will oriented to be a good Calvinist.
It doesn't help that I'm between jobs, married but with no kids. Childless couples are often as odd-ducks as singles in family-oriented churches. Having a series of illnesses the last few months have isolated me even further, keeping me out of church for months at a stretch.
Such ill-fittedness makes it hard to write on theological issues, since I struggle to get past a roteness in my walk right now.