Swiss Mistep

If the Vikings need a cornerback, invite Michelle Bachmann to training camp; she backpedals well.

"Today, I sent a letter to the Swiss Consulate requesting withdrawal of my dual Swiss citizenship, which was conferred upon me by operation of Swiss law when I married my husband in 1978," Bachmann said in a statement. 

"I took this action because I want to make it perfectly clear: I was born in America, and I am a proud American citizen. I am, and always have been, 100 percent committed to our United States Constitution and the United States of America." 

She was getting a lot of flak from the right questioning her patriotism, even though she had that status all the while as she became Mrs. Tea Party.