An old joke that has made the rounds asks what the first car in the Bible was. The classic but wrong answer is a Honda, since the disciples were all in one Accord. Other folks think it was a Dodge-"I will tread them in mine anger, and trample them in my Fury."
Then there was David with an after-market muffler; his Triumph was heard throughout the land.
The most notable Triumph of modern days is Triumph the Insult Dog, who just went on a surprise Middle East tour and gotten a certain Twelver hot and bothered.
Israel's existence is an "insult to all humanity," Iran's president said Friday in one of his sharpest attacks yet against the Jewish state, as Israel openly debates whether to attack Iran over its nuclear program.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said confronting Israel is an effort to "protect the dignity of all human beings."
News flash, Mahmoud-ring. I read the end of the book, and our insult dog wins.