Beer Christianity- Mark Driscoll explains why Jesus would be an MMA star if He came back today; with a forward by Todd Bentley.
Cheer Christianity- Joel Osteen distills the Gospel into chantable sound bites that your school’s cheerleading squad can use during games.
Deer Christianity: Wild at Hart- John Eldridge shows why hunting blinds are the idea place to witness to your buddies.
Fear Christianity- A Baptist symposium relating Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God to the 21st Century
Gear Christianity- Joe Gibbs talks about witnessing to NASCAR drivers and Redskins alike.
Jeer Christianity-Fred Phelps dwells on the Gospel and the one thing Jesus never discussed in them.
Leer Christianity- Joyce Meyer and Paula White tell women how to turn sex appeal into a tool for witnessing.
Near Christianity- Mitt Romney (Mormonism), Ellen DeGeneres (Christian Science) and Lou Whitaker (Jehovah’s Witnesses) talk about life in some of the novel sects that have developed in the US.
Peer Christianity- Bill Hybels describes the keys to discipleship via home groups.
Queer Christianity- Andrew Sullivan describes why Pope Benedict has it all wrong.
Sear Christianity- Alton Brown shows how to put the Gospel on the plate, including Adam’s short ribs and hot cross hamburger buns.
Tear Christianity- Lolo Jones shows how to witness by breaking down during interviews
We’re Christianity- Pope Benedict describes why the Catholic Church is still the only The Church left.
This is wonderful. So clever. Thanks!
Posted by: NKR | September 11, 2012 at 11:17 AM