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Authorities say that Charles Ross is known to go around Manatee County and create situations in order to harass and annoy people while filming their reaction for You Tube.
Last weekend, Ross, 18, of Bradenton, ended up in jail after police say he went on a wedgie spree at a theater.
Deputies say Ross was at Royal Palm Theater Sunday night with a friend and began grabbing people by their pants and pulling them up hard, causing discomfort.
A victim told deputies that Ross pulled up his pants, wedgie-style, and then asked the victim if he wanted to hit him, all while his friend was filming, according to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office.
It would be fitting if someone did deck him; no jury would convict him. They might well convict Mr. Ross and sentence him to two years of watching Howard the Duck, but that might be unconstitutionally cruel.
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