I recall a Mad election sticker set from the 70s. One of the stickers had a suit trying to put a square peg in a round hole with the caption "Help the Mentally Handicapped...Relect Your Congressman."
With that in mind, here's two headlines that came across ye old laptop as of late-
The first I agree with; with spread-option guru Chip Kelly heading to Philly, you'd be hard pressed to find someone better to run his system than Vick. You might think about taking a flier on Denard Robinson in the second round to get a second spread-ready QB or give the Jets a call about the availability of a certain little-used backup QB, but a healthy Michael Vick would be a solid option.
As for a certain little-used backup politician... it might well be a no-brainer as in a path-of-least-resistance play to go for some gun control legislation; it take a bit of thought to see some of the downsides of these regulations. For instance, if you limit folks to a six-shooter and the robbers hitting their house are packing 30-round clips, you'd better make each bullet count.
Of course, for most gun-control fans, such big clips are best left for the army and the cops, but by the time the cops come to the above scene, the guy with the six-shooter is suitable for conversion into hamburger meat if you have the right meat-packer; just work around the bullet holes, Jaime.
Some issues take time to think through; the easy answer is often not the best answer, since secondary issue you overlooked on a no-brainer review might be more of a factor than you counted on.