We noted that the disciples were instructed to carry swords in my well-received Would Jesus Pack Heat post. Someone out Utah way (note that since almost all Mormon guys are priests, the church pastor gets the inflated title bishop) took an East Asian spin on that West Asian custom.
A Samurai-wielding Latter Day Saints bishop and others in Millcreek, Utah, came to the aid of a woman who was being attacked and chased by a former co-worker, authorities say.
[Kent] Hendrix was in the shower at approximately 7 a.m. on Tuesday when his teenage son alerted him about a woman's screams for help, ABC 4 in Utah reported. Hendrix, a fourth-degree black belt, put on some clothes — and grabbed the 29-inch steel samurai sword he has owned since he was 17.
Don't tease this guy about his undies. We're lucky Utah didn't pull a page from the UK and think about banning such Samurai Night Specials.