Here's a warped montage of Mark 5, using the two things that make Sundays Sunday.
9 Then Jesus asked him, “What is your name?”
“My name is Legion,” he replied, “for we are many.” 10 And he begged Jesus again and again not to send them out of the area.
"Looks like we have at least a two-possession game, folks. The new kid from Nazareth may have to go to a no-huddle offense here."
11 A large herd of pigs was feeding on the nearby hillside. 12 The demons begged Jesus, “Send us among the pigs; allow us to go into them.” 13 He gave them permission, and the impure spirits came out and went into the pigs. The herd, about two thousand in number, rushed down the steep bank into the lake and were drowned.
"Oh, my. Pork belly futures just jumped on the Chicago Merc, with the experts citing an act of God."
"Yep, Jim, the first recorded case of soo-eee-side. I think the home crowd is getting a bit ticked at that tour-de-force."
14 Those tending the pigs ran off and reported this in the town and countryside, and the people went out to see what had happened. 15 When they came to Jesus, they saw the man who had been possessed by the legion of demons, sitting there, dressed and in his right mind; and they were afraid. 16 Those who had seen it told the people what had happened to the demon-possessed man—and told about the pigs as well. 17 Then the people began to plead with Jesus to leave their region.
"Mr. Ben El might need a police escort out of the stadium after that one."